We could all stand to learn something from the Navy SEALS
Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU,
was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when
he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove
there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a
NAVY SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in
Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up
to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform.
The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his
seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses
and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So he sent me!!"
ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!
Many thanks to my BlogMom Karma for this one. - Sailor