Monday, March 21, 2005


Time for a little humor. Hat tip to Missy at ChronWatch - Sailor


George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are
traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as
Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.
"Watch and learn," answers Hilary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their
respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet
together and close the door. Shortly after the train has
departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand.. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar
plan on the return trip. When they get to the station they see
the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket
for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see
that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a
ticket?" says Hilary.
"Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a
toilet and the Clinton's cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves
their toilet and walks over to the Clinton's toilet, knocks
on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
(And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost
that election?)

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